| I think I love to watch you laughing
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| In fact I love to watch you do anything
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| And yes I do feel this thing happening
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| But you’ll have to excuse me girl
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| Cause my taxi’s waiting
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| Although I do
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| Yes I do
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| I love you in my own twisted ways
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| One day God walked on old mount royal
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| Just to dream up the human form
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| Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle
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| And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal
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| Say it’s just too bad some hearts don’t settle
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| And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving
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| Yeah, we heard this one before
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| I said, dear god, buddy, now don’t you meddle
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| 'cause I’ve got my own little twisted ways of showing you that I do
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| And sing it
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| Like we used to sing
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| See kermit the frog was one day daydreaming
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| Thinking about himself at a red light
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| With that it-ain't-easy-being-greenin'
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| And the cars behind him kept honking and honking
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| And kermit’s last words as he flipped the bird
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| Was, damn you muppets just keep on taking!
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| See I’ve got my own things now so stop tooting
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| I do my lily pad jumping
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| Miss piggy bumping
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| Lotta miss piggys and that’s all good
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| And I’m gonna turn this red light
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| Into a block party
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| So we can get down in basics of what?
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| Rainbow connecting |