| Started up this band in '94 | 
| We toured the world in a Coleman with some wheels | 
| I know I’ve sang this song before | 
| But was that back when we still had a record deal | 
| But our story isn’t finished | 
| And the ink still hasn’t dried | 
| We’ve punished all our livers | 
| We’ve laughed and we’ve cried | 
| And I think I’ve still got some room | 
| For some more tattoos | 
| Singing la, la, la | 
| So many awesome memories | 
| Some of them I can still recall | 
| La, la, la, we’re still alive and drinking | 
| Twenty years; | 
| that’s a lot of beers! | 
| We’re still the same we’ve always been | 
| Break up songs with power chords | 
| And a shit load of Miller Lite | 
| After all this time we’re still best friends | 
| (We're still best friends) | 
| Gotten into a lot of pants but only two bar fights | 
| Green Day’s been on broadway | 
| Well Bruce puked on that street | 
| Back when Salm and Blake were funny | 
| And rockstars still ate meat | 
| And I still had a lot of room | 
| For more tattoos | 
| Singing la, la, la | 
| So many awesome memories | 
| Some of them I can still recall | 
| La, la, la, we’re still alive and drinking | 
| Twenty years; | 
| that’s a lot of beers! | 
| Twenty years; | 
| that’s a lot of beers! | 
| We haven’t lost any hair | 
| We haven’t lost any pounds | 
| We haven’t lost any fans | 
| Because we’re the best fucking band around | 
| And we all just got our third matching tattoo | 
| Singing la, la, la | 
| So many awesome memories | 
| Some of them I can still recall | 
| La, la, la, we’re still alive and drinking | 
| Twenty years; | 
| that’s a lot of beers | 
| Twenty years; | 
| that’s a lot of beers | 
| Twenty years; | 
| that’s a lot of beers |