| Baby, for years you’ve been saying
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| «Why don’t you write me a song?»
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| And I’m like
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| «I don’t know, because I’m not inspired to write you a song!»
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| But last night I decided
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| I’m gonna freaking do this!
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| We’ve been together for so long
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| And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
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| All about you and about our love
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| And about how you’re the only one I’m thinking of
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| I’ve been writing all night
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| And I got it just right
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| Here we go!
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| You talk too much!
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| You never shut up!
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| Everything I do for you is never enough!
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| You snore, you drool
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| You talk in your sleep!
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| Won’t get a night’s rest until you’re Six Feet Deep!
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| I promised you forever
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| But we both know
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| We’re never gonna get along
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| You want it?
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| You got it!
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| Here’s your freaking song!
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| And all my homies
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| Have always said
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| «What you doing with that girl?
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| She’s fucked up in the head!»
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| My mom don’t like you
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| My dad don’t too
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| And my brother says you look like
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| The guy from Hüsker Dü
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| I’m just keeping it real
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| This is just how I feel
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| You talk too much!
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| You never shut up!
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| Everything I do for you is never enough!
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| You snore, you drool
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| You talk in your sleep!
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| Won’t get a night’s rest until you’re Six Feet Deep!
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| I promised you forever
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| But we both know
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| We’re never gonna get along
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| You want it?
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| You got it!
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| Here’s your freaking song!
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| I get drunk and you get pissed!
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| You start dreaming I don’t exist!
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| I say yes and you say no!
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| Just like Katy Perry says, you’re Hot and Cold!
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| With all the shit that we’ve been through!
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| This is the best that I can do!
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| Can I still get lucky tonight?
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| (Please?)
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| These are manners and everything
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| I, uh, I-I hope you like this song
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| I spent a lot of time on it
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| But I didn’t spend--
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| Oh, there’s Erik
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| Just playing, I didn’t spend a lot of time on this
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| But this is the Chorus
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| You talk too much!
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| You never shut up!
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| Everything I do for you is never enough!
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| You snore, you drool
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| You talk in your sleep!
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| Won’t get a night’s rest until you’re Six Feet Deep!
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| I promised you forever
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| But we both know
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| We’re never gonna get along
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| You want it?
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| You got it!
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| Here’s your freaking song!
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| You want it?
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| You got it!
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| Here’s your freaking song!
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| You want it?
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| You got it!
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| Here’s your freaking song!
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| Okay, I don’t know why this is still going…
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| (You want it? You got it!)
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| I anticipated this being
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| (Here's your freaking song!)
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| 3 Minutes long it’s still going here…
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| I don’t even know what’s happening
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| (You want it? You got it!)
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| Anyway, that’s the song that I wrote for you it’s, it’s okay
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| Evidently its over now, I don’t know
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| I have no idea on the timing of it or anything
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| And I… uh…
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| Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here…
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| I… uh…
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| I’m gonna be honest, I have to pee |