| We’re drunker than a skunk off a eight dollar bourbon
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| Crunker than a Pentecostal Sunday morning sermon
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| Higher than a cosmonaut, go and ask Putin
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| We white boy wasted and we 12-gauge shootin'
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| Drink a lot of liquor sauce, smoke a little good
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| If you got a little game then you can through a lot of wood
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| 'Cause the bitches 'round here stay wetter than a
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| Legs in the air, shoot up quicker than a bottle rocket
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| jacked up like eighty so cold
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| We don’t give a fuck it’s the way that we rollin'
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| Middle finger in the air, cup full of Jim Bean
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| that’s a high school prom queen
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| We at a couple shrooms, I ain’t talkin' portobella
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| Chased 'm with some and a quarter Mella Yella
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| Gettin' fucked up, gettin' fucked like there’s no tomorra
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| Can you think of a better way to drown in the sorrow?
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| Take it to the dome (my cup and then I)
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| Take it to the dome (Whip out my junk and then she)
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| Take it to the dome ('Cause it’s my night, I’m tryin' to)
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| Drink some! |
| Yeah! |
| Smoke some! |
| Yeah! |
| Bust a fat nut! |
| Alright!
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| Look bitch, I’ma kill this fifth
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| All the while I’m burnin' through this spliff
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| And when I’m finished, I’d like a gift
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| You, jackin' me off, stick shift
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| It’s my night and I’m big balls hog
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| Gone off Jäg bombs and
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| I mix my liquor, bump my kicker
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| Sexin' in the bushes, fuck the pickers
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| Gone for a second then I hit the roof
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| Butthole naked, my dicks' the proof
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| Tryin' to do a flip, but I chip my tooth
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| Drunk-ass J, the boy’s just a goof
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| Hand full of Vics and I’m back in action
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| Try to ride the but I lost my traction
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| Wound up laid up in the bed
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| With sweet Sally, man, she givin' me head, 'cause she
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| Take it to the dome (my cup and then I)
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| Take it to the dome (Whip out my junk and then she)
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| Take it to the dome ('Cause it’s my night, I’m tryin' to)
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| Drink some! |
| Yeah! |
| Smoke some! |
| Yeah! |
| Bust a fat nut! |
| Alright!
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| Mike P on the guitar!
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| Hold the fuck up 'cause bitch I’m drunk
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| Slapped your boyfriend 'cause he’s a punk
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| Your ass so big that it goes ker-plunk
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| I think I want me a chunk, ho
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| I’m Shaggy 2 Dope, you know my name
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| Me and the king pimp are one in the same
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| If I take you upstairs, you know what’s up
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| Gobble my dick right up off my nuts
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| I break many hearts and break many laws
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| At your party, I headbutt holes in your walls
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| I want that pussy that goes in your drawers
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| Let’s 69, your nose in my balls
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| Bitch, let’s fuck in yo mama’s bed
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| Neden hairs lookin' like Obama’s head
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| It’s a celebration, Osama’s dead
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| Those pretty pink pussy lips I’ma spread
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| Take it to the dome (my cup and then I)
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| Take it to the dome (Whip out my junk and then she)
|
| Take it to the dome ('Cause it’s my night, I’m tryin' to)
|
| Drink some! |
| Yeah! |
| Smoke some! |
| Yeah! |
| Bust a fat nut! |
| Alright!
|
| Take it to the dome (my cup and then I)
|
| Take it to the dome (Whip out my junk and then she)
|
| Take it to the dome ('Cause it’s my night, I’m tryin' to)
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| Drink some! |
| Yeah! |
| Smoke some! |
| Yeah! |
| Bust a fat nut! |
| Alright!
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| «This here good time was brought to you by the fine folks at Psychopathic
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| Records. |
| Yee-haw.» |