Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Congratulations, John, on Joining Every Time I Die, artist - Bomb The Music Industry!. Album song To Leave or Die in Long Island, in the genre ПанкCongratulations, John, on Joining Every Time I Die |
| Congratulations! |
| Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo |
| Congratulations! |
| All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa |
| Congratulations! |
| Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat? |
| Congratulations! |
| Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back? |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa |
| Nice going asshole. |
| Nice going asshole |
| Nice going asshole. |
| Nice going asshole |
| You finally did something right and I’m 2% bummed it wasn’t me |
| I hope you know that Christine’s gonna ask you to get into all your shows for |
| free |
| And I will smile while silently resenting you for quitting Bomb the Music |
| Industry |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa. |
| Whoa |
| Now Dave has another friend who’s in a more successful band |
| Now Jenna’s got another contact and another drummer to make out with again! |
| w00t! |
| Nice going asshole. |
| Nice going asshole |
| Nice going asshole. |
| Nice going asshole |
| You finally did something right and you’ll probably meet Dave Grohl |
| And tell us about him when you get home |
| Then you’ll get the news from me that you’ll never quit the band |
| And we’re taking you out on tour for those two months a year that you’re home |
| because we can |
| And sure it’s out of spite not to replace you, but you promised and we shook |
| hands |
| So remember when you’re back in Long Island, you will forever be forced to be a |
| part of a ska band |
| 123 123 pick it up 123 |
| Nice going asshole. |
| Nice going asshole |
| Nice going asshole. |
| Nice going asshole |
| You finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off! |
| We’re all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs |
| Or at least tell Ferret to sign my band? |
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