| I know it’s hypocritical to point fingers at the people who point fingers
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| But when we all march to the beat of the same different drummer
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| Yeah, the steps start to come off like clockwork
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| I guess I’m saying we could stand to be nicer
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| Because when you’re in a basement talking shit and interspersing it with
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| speaking in name drops and units
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| I must admit I’m not the best when on the defensive, I’d rather steal your
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| whiskey than your heart in conversation
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| I’d rather break three strings a song than stick to a routine like I’m ripe for
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| the picking after growing on a tree
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| And then talk about the industry, cross-market positivity with vinyl nerds and
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| brightly colored, quirky messy record sleeves
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| I’d rather be vomiting and I despise vomiting
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| Blugh
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| But thanks for the beer. |
| I appreciate your time but can we talk about something
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| else?
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| If you really think that you and I are on the same page, you can go ahead and
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| fuck yourself
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| Because you’ve got coke and good looks, I’ve got overdue library books
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| So let’s be friends and change the subject now
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| ‘Cause the last thing I wanna be is another negative asshole
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| Like God speaks through my acoustic guitar and I’ve got the perfect set of
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| morals
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| On a dry erase board at the front of the house
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| Follow these conditions or we’ll kick your ass out
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| Vegans only, no meat allowed
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| Straight edge only, no drinking allowed
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| Fixed gears only, no three-speeds allowed
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| Me, me, me, I’m smart, I’m right, I’m smart!
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| I think it’s dumb when you take the inherently fun like riding bikes and
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| singing songs and say they’re not for everyone
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| As if for your whole life you were cool as shit
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| Punk tourist
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| ‘Cause you still beg for cash cause you spent your parents' last on a Greyhound
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| to the Fest
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| And your jacket says Crass but I don’t give an ass, I’m not giving you fifty
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| cents
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| So that you can buy a forty and destroy a hotel party
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| And the man who cleans your mess up shrugs and says
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| This non-conformity looks like conformity
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| Like boring, nice people pose threats to your authority
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| This positivity is negativity
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| And you boys sure left me with a mess to clean
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| Smile big, hug bigger, talk big, act bigger
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| Stop judging, do something, shut the fuck up, do something
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| Instead of sneering at somebody because they’re not stealing
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| Buy a troubled friend a drink at the bar and tip well
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| Don’t spend your time scoffing when you do that you’re just scoffing
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| Like the people who scoff at us while defending our community
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| You’re a teacher, you’re a parent, you’re the head of a dictatorship
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| When the ground is covered up in rules you’re guaranteed to power trip
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| This non-conformity looks like conformity
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| Why should anyone believe in our community?
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| This organization doesn’t feel like anarchy
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| ‘Cause we’re suiting up to have the same identity
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| And the boring, nice people say shut up the punx, shut up the punx!
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| All the people who have barbecues to feed their friends and family
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| Shut up the punx, shut up the punx!
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| All the people writing zines with information, not just blaming things
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| Shut up the punx, shut up the punx!
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| All the boys and girls are fed up with just saying that we’re punk
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| We say shut up the punx, shut up the punx! |