| Yo I came home from work the other day
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| I was tired
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| I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
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| And play a little Xbox
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| You know
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| Relax a little
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| Then my wife comes in
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| She starts telling me
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| I play too much Xbox
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| I said what the fuck do you mean
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| This is just how I relax
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| Can I just play a little Xbox
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| Then she says
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| I saw on Oprah today
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| That guys who play video games
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| Don’t love their wives
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| I’m like motherfucking bitch
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| Fuck Oprah
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| I don’t give a fuck
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| I wanna play my video games
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| I don’t give a fuck about Oprah
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| Oprah ain’t got no man
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| You better worry about your motherfucking self
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| I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox
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| She said
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| You seem like you have a anger problem
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| Maybe you need some help
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| I’m like
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| Bitch call the police now
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| Gonna be institutionalized
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| You’ll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
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| You won’t have any say
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| They’ll brainwash you until you see they way
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| I’m not crazy — institution
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| You’re the one that’s crazy -institution
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| You’re driving me crazy — institution
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| They put me in a institution
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| Said it was the only solution
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| To give me the professional help
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| To save from the enemy myself
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| The other day I go on the internet
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| I’m just trying to check my email
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| So put in my password
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| It says I have an invalid password
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| I know my fuckin' password
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| So then it says go to customer service
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| So I get on customer service
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| I start talking to this dude
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| This motherfucker sounds like he’s from India or some shit
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| He says to me
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| Whats your first dogs name
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| I don’t know what my fuckin' first dogs name was
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| What the fucks the matter wit you
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| I just want my password
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| Gimme my fuckin' password
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| So then he ends up giving me my password
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| And he says
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| Your password has been sent to your email address
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| I’m like I cant get in my email address
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| What about cant get in my email address do you not understand motherfucker
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| He says oh my god
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| It seems like you have an anger problem
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| You should have that checked out
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| I’m not crazy — institution
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| You’re the one that’s crazy -institution
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| You’re driving me crazy — institution
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| They put me in a institution
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| Said it was the only solution
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| To give me the professional help
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| To save from the enemy myself
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| The other day I’m just sittin' alone
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| On lunch break at my job
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| Trying to eat a ham sandwich
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| Got little potato chips on the side
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| Little koo-aid
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| This motherfucker walks up to me and says
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| Are you gonna eat that
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| Like yeah I’m gonna eat that
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| What the fuck you think I’m gonna do
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| Shove it up your ass
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| Do you understand that that pork can kill you
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| Look motherfucker
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| Pork is not gonna kill me
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| Unless they figure a way
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| To shoot it out of a fucking gun
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| But I might kill you
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| If you keep fuckin' with me
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| He says hey calm down
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| I’m a vegan
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| Fuck a vegan
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| I could give a fuck if you eat sawdust motherfucker
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| Just step away from my fucking sandwich
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| He said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid
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| I said do you realize how much blood is in a human body
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| Do you wanna see it motherfucker
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| Oh my god
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| You need therapy
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| You have an anger problem
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| Ahhhhhhh
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| I’m not crazy — institution
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| You’re the one that’s crazy -institution
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| You’re driving me crazy — institution
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| They put me in a institution
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| Said it was the only solution
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| To give me the professional help
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| To save from the enemy myself
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| Suicidal |