Lyrics 99 Problems BC - Body Count

99 Problems BC

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!
I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest
I got a b**** from the North, I got a b**** from the South
I got a b**** who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b**** with air, a b**** with none
A b**** with a knife, a b**** with a gun
A b**** with an a** big as a TV set
And there’s a b**** over there
Hey, the one I’m gonna get or maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though
Or I rock the whole damn heard
F*** them all and leave them on a curb
I got a b**** with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling
Who likes to f*** me with an a** upon the kitchen sink
I got a b**** with tits, a b**** with a**
A b**** with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!
I love them crazily, and they love me back
That’s why they stay with me!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!
I got a b****, this old, a b****, this new
A b**** who loves velvet and the colours blue
I got a b**** this fat, a b**** this built
A b**** who all the titties give powder milk
I got a b**** who’s funny, a b**** who ain’t
A b**** who can sing, a b**** who can’t
I got a b**** who loves f***ing on airplane
I even got a b**** who have soul train
I got a b**** who owns rock top bands, long ends!
I got a b**** who’s broke as a plum
But she’s the most fun!
I got a b**** who plays piano, a b**** who don’t
A b**** who dances naked, a b**** who won’t
A b**** who’s short, a b**** who’s tall
A b**** who burns my phone and probably calls
And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!
I got a b**** who loves the G
She’ll f*** you right after she f***s me
I got a b**** who loves boats
I got a b**** who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a b**** that’s fast, a b**** who’s slow
A b**** that’s a virgin, and a b**** that’s a hoe
A b**** that lies, a b**** that’s true
A b**** who’s a man, because your b**** is too!
I got a b**** this cool, a b**** this hot
A b**** who loves rap, a b**** who loves rock
A b**** who’s lost, and one who knows where is at
She gets up on me and purrs like a cat
I got a b**** that runs, a b**** that walks
A b**** she yells, a b**** she talks
A b**** this dirty, a b**** this mean
A super fan b**** that I not to.
me
Then I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!