| Later on that evening when
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| I thought I’d had enough
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| I sat down in a restaurant and
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| Over powdered drugs
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| I ordered up some dew-soaked lettuce
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| Picked by virgin hands
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| Nestling on a bed of
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| Pearl encrusted clams
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| Well the waiter’s name was Renee and
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| He told me how his aunt
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| Who had 47 children
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| And how they’d always planned
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| To grow the smallest vegetables in
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| All the kingdom’s land
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| «They're poor,» he said «but happy and
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| Well that’s what really counts»
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| And every evening after
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| Their 20 hour day
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| They’d sleep content imagining
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| That restaurant far away
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| Where fat fucks in designer suits
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| Would order over deals
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| The smallest portions of these
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| Tiny morsels for their meals
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| Still the blood it clots
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| And the hearts get stricken
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| See everybody’s searching for… that attitude chicken
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| My Porsche got stuck in traffic and
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| My girlfriend said get real
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| How dare you get me stuck here
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| How d’you think that made me feel
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| I got a Yamaha 5 Million
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| A bike was what I needed
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| With my name spelt on the number plate
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| Like Paul Revere on speed
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| Yes my girlfriend’s name is Anne
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| But she says the K is silent
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| Put the H after the A or
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| She gets «rilly violent»
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| She wears designer jewels
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| And she’s got designer clothes
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| Which go with her designer mouth
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| Eyes, ass, tits and nose
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| And she does another line
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| And she’s talking finger lickin'
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| And that’s my signal to send our for… that attitude chicken
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| A special breed
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| That fills the need
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| Is bred to feed
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| The endless greed
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| Yes it’s poultry time
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| For all you little kittens
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| Let’s get hip and do… attitude chicken
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| Now when she comes she screams designer screams
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| At precisely the right moment
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| Loud enough so the neighbours hear
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| And think I’m really potent
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| She’s considerate like that
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| Which is why I guess I love her
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| And by that I hope you don’t think
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| That I am trying to smother
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| Her uniqueness or her freedom
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| To find some other lovers
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| And express herself sexually
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| In attempting to discover
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| The inner self that every modern woman
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| In the land
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| Has a democratic right to
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| Which I as modern man
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| Of course respect and understand
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| And indeed can empathise with
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| Appreciate, articulate
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| Feel for and sympathise with
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| And any reference I might make
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| To her sexually
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| Has been vetted and approved of
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| By the Woman’s Commissary
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| Still the plans get hatched
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| And the plots the thicken
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| See everybody’s looking for… that attitude chicken
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| Neatly packaged politics
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| For all the little minds
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| It’s the special interest lobby
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| For these multi-cultured times
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| The Politically Correct
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| Are the Nazis of our time
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| When it’s the freedom of ideas
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| That makes man civilised
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| Let’s drag out the old scapegoat
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| If he’s still alive and kicking
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| And go riding off in glory for that… attitude chicken
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| Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
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| Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
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| Attitude chicken
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| I’d rather be a hammer than a nail |