| You’re a lotta laughs, ain’t you babe
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| You cracked me up, I laughed so much I nearly died
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| It’s so funny I was weeping
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| Cried so hard, I nearly split my side
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| I watched you laughing on the TV
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| «I don’t get it», said the kindly host
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| But there are many here among us
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| Who feel the sight is but a joke
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| Your imagination’s running riot
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| Sometimes I swear you believe what you say
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| No-one seems to notice it’s the same joke
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| It’s just told in a thousand different ways
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| And I can’t wait to read the new ones
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| Yeah the comedy just gets better every day
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| You’re a lotta laughs ain’t you babe
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| It`s funny how it all turned out that way
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| Ooh, you should have known better
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| You should have known better, a-ha-ha
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| It’s not for you, this one’s for me
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| It’s not for you, this one’s for me
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| I saw a picture of you grinning
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| Yeah, that smirk covered your entire face
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| It almost split your head in two
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| I hear you sold it to OK
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| Sell a photo of you laughing
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| The more you hoot the more they pay
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| You don’t even need to get your clothes off anymore
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| You’re a bit too old for that stuff anyway
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| Somebody saw you at the party
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| You did the one where you’re falling flat on your face
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| You had the whole place cracking up in stitches
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| Apparently you fall with such good grace
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| And the teenage clothes and see-through sizes
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| The mutton dishes up on the Sunday plate
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| Is now the lamb in ghostly guises
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| It’s all done in the best of taste
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| Ooh, you should have known better
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| You should have known better, a-ha-ha
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| It’s not for you, this one’s for me
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| It’s not for you, this one’s for me |