
Date of issue: 31.12.2003
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Happy Holidays, You Bastard |
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’presents |
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’presents |
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, |
I hate, hate, hate your guts, |
And I’ll never talk to you again, |
unless your dad will suck me off |
I’ll never talk to you again |
unless your mom will touch my cock |
I’ll never talk to you again |
ejaculate into a sock |
I’ll never talk to you again, |
I’ll never talk to you again |
It’s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin’hotdogs |
It’s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin’hotdogs |
and he shit shit shits his pants. |
He’s always fuckin’shittin’his pants |
And I’ll never talk to you again |
unless your dad will suck me off |
I’ll never talk to you again |
unless your mom will touch my cock |
I’ll never talk to you again |
ejaculate into a sock |
I’ll never talk to you again, |
I’ll never talk to you again |
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