| I took her out
|
| It was a Friday night
|
| I wore cologne
|
| To get the feeling right
|
| We started making out
|
| And she took off my pants
|
| But then I turned on the TV
|
| And that's about the time she walked away from me
|
| Nobody likes you when you're 23
|
| And are still more amused by TV shows
|
| What the hell is ADD?
|
| My friends say I should act my age
|
| What's my age again?
|
| What's my age again?
|
| Then later on
|
| On the drive home
|
| I called her mom
|
| From a payphone
|
| I said I was the cops
|
| And your husband's in jail
|
| This state looks down on sodomy
|
| And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
|
| Nobody likes you when you're 23
|
| And are still more amused by prank phone calls
|
| What the hell is call ID?
|
| My friends say I should act my age
|
| What's my age again?
|
| What's my age again?
|
| And that's about the time she walked away from me
|
| Nobody likes you when you're 23
|
| And you still act like you're in freshman year
|
| What the hell is wrong with me?
|
| My friends say I should act my age
|
| What's my age again?
|
| (What's my age again?) That's about the time that she broke up with me
|
| (Please stay with me) No one should take themselves so seriously
|
| (Please stay with me) With many years ahead to fall in line
|
| (Please stay with me) Why would you wish that on me?
|
| (Please stay) I never wanna act my age
|
| (With) What's my age again?
|
| (Me) What's my age again?
|
| What's my age again? |