| Crossed the street, naked at night
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| Bent over to show some moonlight
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| Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
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| Nude in a gutter is how I was found
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| Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
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| No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was jammed
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| Now in prison for one month, no one to see
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| All I got is a guy Ben Dover
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| Don’t like hesh, don’t like rap
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| Kicked old Sally 'cause she’s fat
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| I’m a jerk, I’m a punk
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| Took a shower 'cause I stunk
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| Smoked a bong, killed a cat
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| Had my nuts attacked by rats
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| Dad got nude, I wore a thong
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| For a hobby I make bombs
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| Went to a farm to tip some cows
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| Forgot that I left my pants down
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| Bent over to pick them up
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| Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum
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| The farmer took me to his house
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| Showed me the closet from the inside out
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| The police came, they took me away
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| Saw Ben Dover again and he’s still gay
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| Don’t like hesh, don’t like rap
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| Kicked old Sally 'cause she’s fat
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| I’m a jerk, I’m a punk
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| Took a shower 'cause I stunk
|
| Smoked a bong, killed a cat
|
| Had my nuts attacked by rats
|
| Dad got nude, I wore a thong
|
| For a hobby I make bombs
|
| Don’t like hesh, don’t like rap
|
| Kicked old Sally 'cause she’s fat
|
| I’m a jerk, I’m a punk
|
| Took a shower 'cause I stunk
|
| Smoked a bong, killed a cat
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| Had my nuts attacked by rats
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| Dad got nude, I wore a thong
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| For a hobby I make bombs |