
Date of issue: 31.12.1996
Record label: Cargo
Song language: English
Degenerate |
Crossed the street, naked at night |
Bent over to show some moonlight |
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down |
Nude in a gutter is how I was found |
Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed |
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was jammed |
Now in prison for one month, no one to see |
All I got is a guy Ben Dover |
Don’t like hesh, don’t like rap |
Kicked old Sally 'cause she’s fat |
I’m a jerk, I’m a punk |
Took a shower 'cause I stunk |
Smoked a bong, killed a cat |
Had my nuts attacked by rats |
Dad got nude, I wore a thong |
For a hobby I make bombs |
Went to a farm to tip some cows |
Forgot that I left my pants down |
Bent over to pick them up |
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum |
The farmer took me to his house |
Showed me the closet from the inside out |
The police came, they took me away |
Saw Ben Dover again and he’s still gay |
Don’t like hesh, don’t like rap |
Kicked old Sally 'cause she’s fat |
I’m a jerk, I’m a punk |
Took a shower 'cause I stunk |
Smoked a bong, killed a cat |
Had my nuts attacked by rats |
Dad got nude, I wore a thong |
For a hobby I make bombs |
Don’t like hesh, don’t like rap |
Kicked old Sally 'cause she’s fat |
I’m a jerk, I’m a punk |
Took a shower 'cause I stunk |
Smoked a bong, killed a cat |
Had my nuts attacked by rats |
Dad got nude, I wore a thong |
For a hobby I make bombs |
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