| No we ain’t gonna take it unless it’s from a Doberman Pinscher
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| Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink
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| Passively one day as the sun rose out of its house
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| So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
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| And happily and gay
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| Well I guessed exactly that
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| Because he found a special girl
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| That put him in a special trance
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| He fell in love so quickly
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| What the hell was he to expect
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| That the girl under his arm wasn’t the same
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| As any other girl
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| That he had thought that he once met
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| I guess you could only blame fate
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| Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
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| She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
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| And then quietly one day
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| He sang a song from deep within his heart
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| Causing some indigestion
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| He finished with a great big fart and
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| She knew at that one moment
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| That song was something she heard before
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| So she asked him to do that again
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| Then out the door they hurried
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| She was gonna find out for sure
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| So she analyzed his rear end
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| She said, When I was a little girl my dad left my mom
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| He used to always fart and sing this special song
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| Now I wasn’t quite so sure until your pants did fall
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| Because now I know that you’re my dad because you use ben wah balls
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| I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah
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| Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah
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| Ben wah balls wah, wah, wah-wah-wah
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| Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah |