Lyrics The More I Drink - Blake Shelton

The More I Drink

He was sittin’at the bar, sippin’on a regular Coke
We were drinkin’and smokin’and makin’him the butt of our jokes
We all said, «Man, what happened to you?
Why can’t you just have a few?»
He said, «I would if I could, but it’s probably best that I don’t.»
Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I’m the world’s greatest lover and a dancin’machine
I get loud, I get proud… and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I’ll have thirteen
Naw, there ain’t no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.
A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot.
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin’hot
And pretty soon I’m bummin’cigarettes and sweet talkin’some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain’t no tellin’where I’ll stop
Yep-yep
Humm, that’s what I’m talking about
Man, if I have one, I’ll have thirteen
And they can’t get me off the kareoke machine,
The more I drink… the more I drink.
Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.