| Oh, my mother was frightened by a shotgun, they say
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| That’s why I’m such a wonderful shot.
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| I’d be out in the cactus and I’d practice all day,
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| And now tell me what have I got?
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| I’m quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger than a pinpoint
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| I’m number one, but my score with a feller
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| Is lower than a cellar, oh you can’t get a man with a gun.
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| When I’m with a pistol, I sparkle like a crystal
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| Yes, I shine like the morning sun,
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| But I lose all my luster, when with a bronco buster,
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| Oh you can’t get a man with a gun.
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| With a gu-un, with a gu-un, oh you can’t get a man with a gun
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| If I went to battle with someone’s herd of cattle
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| You’d have steak when the job was done.
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| But, if I shot the herder, they’d holler bloody murder
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| And you can’t shoot a male in the tail like a quail,
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| Oh you can’t get a man with a gun.
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| I’m cool, brave, and daring to see a lion glaring
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| When I’m out with my Remington.
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| But a look from a mister will raise a fever blister
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| Oh you can’t get a man with a gun
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| The gals with umbrellas are always out with fellers
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| In the rain or the blazin sun
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| But a man never trifles with gals who carry rifles
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| Oh you can’t get a man with a gun.
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| With a gu-un, with a gu-un, oh you can’t get a man with a gun.
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| A man’s love is mighty, he’ll even buy a nightie
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| For a gal who he thinks is fun.
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| But they don’t buy pajamas for pistol packin mamas
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| And you can’t get a hug from a mug, with a slug
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| Oh you can’t get a man with a gun. |