| Girls! |
| Girls!
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| Watch out! |
| Watch out!
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| There’s a two legged animal running about
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| If it smokes a great big cigar
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| And it hangs around at a bar
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| If it tells the biggest lies
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| Wears the loudest ties?
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| It’s a man!
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| If it acts just like a crosspatch
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| Has a face with whiskers that scratch
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| If its stubborn as can be mean and ornery
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| It’s a man!
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| If it walks
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| If it talks
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| If its habits are a little bit peculiar
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| If it brags and tries to make you think it’s wonderful
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| Be on the lookout, don’t let it fool ya!
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| But if it makes the moon up on high
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| More than just a light in the sky
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| If it kisses you and you find you like it too
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| Grab it!
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| It’s a man!
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| If it whistles each time you pass
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| Owns a car that runs out of gas
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| Then it’s time that you get hip, better watch your step
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| It’s a man!
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| If it acts just like it’s the boss
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| When it knows that you are of course
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| If it gets a little rough
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| Thinks it’s very tough
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| It’s a man!
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| If it walks
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| If it talks
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| If its habits are a little bit peculiar
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| If it brags and tries to make you think it’s wonderful
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| Be on the look out, don’t let it fool ya
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| But if it’s kneeling down on one knee
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| Saying «Darling, please marry me»
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| Then don’t hesitate
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| Better name the date
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| And then grab it!
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| Hold it!
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| Hang onto it!
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| For it’s a man! |