| Dear Evan Hansen
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| We’ve been way too out of touch
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| Things have been crazy
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| And it sucks that we don’t talk that much
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| But I should tell you that I think of you each night
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| I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
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| Why would you write that?
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| I’m just trying to tell the truth.
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| This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually
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| friends. |
| Just—I'll do it.
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| I’ve gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
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| Hard?
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| Has been bad
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| Bad?
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| Has been rough
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| Kinky!
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| And I miss talking about life and other stuff
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| Very specific.
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| Shut up!
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| I like my parents
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| Who says that?
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| I love my parents
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| But each day’s another fight
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| If I stop smoking drugs
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| Then everything might be alright
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| Smoking drugs?
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| Just fix it!
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| If I stop smoking crack
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| Crack?!
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| If I stop smoking pot
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| Then everything might be alright
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| I’ll take your advice
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| I’ll try to be more nice
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| I’ll turn it around
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| Wait and see
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| 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
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| It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
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| All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
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| Sincerely, Me
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| Are we done yet?
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| Well I can’t just give them one email. |
| I want to show that I was, like,
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| a good friend, you know?
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| Oh my god.
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| Dear Connor Murphy,
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| Yes, I also miss our talks
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| Stop doing drugs
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| Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
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| No.
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| I’m sending pictures of the most amazing trees
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| No!
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| You’ll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
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| Absolutely not.
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| Dude, I’m proud of you
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| Just keep pushing through
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| You’re turning around
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| I can see
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| Just wait and see!
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| 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
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| It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
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| All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
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| Sincerely, Me
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| My sister’s hot
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| What the hell!
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| My bad.
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| Dear Evan Hansen,
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| Thanks for every note you send
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| Dear Connor Murphy,
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| I’m just glad to be your friend
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| Our friendship goes beyond
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| Your average kind of bond
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| But not because we’re gay
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| No, not because we’re gay
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| We’re close, but not that way
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| The only man that I love is my dad
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| Well anyway!
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| You’re getting better every day
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| I’m getting better every day
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| Keep getting better every day
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| Hey hey hey hey!
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| 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
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| It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
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| All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
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| Sincerely
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| Miss you dearly
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| Sincerely, Me
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| Sincerely, Me
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| Sincerely, Me
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| Sincerely, Me |