| Oh. |
| No, no, I couldn’t.
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| Why not?
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| Are you sure?
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| I bought this glove a thousand years ago
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| For some birthday or some Christmas that has come and gone
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| I thought we might play catch or I don’t know
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| But he left it in the bag, with the tag still on
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| (spoken)
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| You’ll have to break it in though, first. |
| You can’t catch anything with it that
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| stiff.
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| How do you break it in?
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| Well, it’s all a process that is really quite precise
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| A sort of secret method known to very few
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| So, if you’re in the market for professional advice
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| Well today could be a lucky day for you
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| (spoken)
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| Shaving cream.
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| Shaving cream?
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| Oh yeah. |
| You rub that in for about five minutes, tie it all up with rubber
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| bands, put it under your mattress, and sleep on it. |
| And you do that for at
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| least a week, every day, consistent.
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| (sung)
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| And though this method isn’t easy
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| Every second that you spend is gonna pay off
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| It’ll pay off in the end
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| It just takes a little patience
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| It takes a little time
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| A little perseverance
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| And a little uphill climb
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| You might not think it’s worth it
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| You might begin to doubt
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| But you can’t take any shortcuts
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| You gotta stick it out
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| And it’s the hard way
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| But it’s the right way
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| The right way to break in a glove
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| With something like this, you gotta be ready to put in the work,
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| make the commitment. |
| So what do you think?
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| I mean, definitely.
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| Some people say just use a microwave
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| Or try that «run it through hot water» technique
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| Well, they can gloat about the time they saved
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| 'Til they gotta buy another glove next week
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| It just takes a little patience
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| Takes a little
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| time
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| A little perseverance
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| And a little uphill climb
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| And it’s the hard way
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| But it’s the right way
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| The right way
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| 'Cause there’s a right way in everything you do
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| Keep that grit (Keep that grit)
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| Follow through
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| It takes a little patience
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| Takes a little time
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| Perseverance
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| And a little uphill climb
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| The right way
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| Keep that grit
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| Follow through
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| Even when everyone around you thinks you’re crazy
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| Even when everyone around you lets things go
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| And whether you’re prepping for some test
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| Or you’re miles from some goal
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| Or you’re just trying to do what’s best
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| For a kid who’s lost control
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| You do the hard thing
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| 'Cause that’s the right thing
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| Yeah, that’s the right thing
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| Connor was really lucky to have a dad that uh, a dad who cared so much about
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| taking care of stuff.
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| Shaving cream, rubber bands, mattress, repeat.
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| Got it?
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| Got it.
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| It’s the hard way
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| But it’s the right way
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| The right way
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| To break in a glove
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| You’re good to go. |