| Always have a little bit of salt with your tequila
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| Don’t smoke your stash if you’re gonna be a deala'
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| Try to drink at least eight cups of water everyday
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| Always keep your hockey stick on the ice
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| If you wanna cut once ya better measure it twice
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| There’s no such thing as a lunch that’s really free
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| An eye for an eye means fair compensation
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| It doesn’t mean take at bombs with another nation
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| Anything written down can be twisted of course
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| Don’t be ashamed to talk about your mental health
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| Try to love your neighbor like ya love yourself
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| That one’s in there, but it always gets the work gotten
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| Truth doesn’t live in a book
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| Ya find it in the little surprises
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| The Good Book is only a lens to focus a view
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| 'Justice for all' is composed of the ugliest compromises
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| Ya can’t only look at the lens, you gotta look through
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| There’s no such thing as a virgin conception
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| Every good rule has a notable exemption
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| Don’t surround yourself with friends who only agree
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| Don’t count your eggs before they’re chicken
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| Ask for consent before ya put your dick in
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| Ain’t nothing wrong with homosexuality
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| Don’t get caught with your pants around your ankle
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| If you wanna hide your money stick it in a Swiss bank-le
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| Every banking system needs a lot of regulation
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| Never draw a picture of the prophet Mohammed
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| Unless you’re a cartoonist and ya really, really wanna
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| Illustrate cultural insensitivity
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| Truth doesn’t live in a book
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| Ya find it in the little surprises
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| The Good Book is only a lens to focus a view
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| 'Justice for all' is composed of the ugliest compromises
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| Ya can’t only look at the lens, you gotta look through
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| Truth doesn’t live in a book
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| Ya find it in the little surprises
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| The Good Book is only a lens to focus a view
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| 'Justice for all' is composed of the ugliest compromises
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| Ya can’t only look at the lens, you gotta look through
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| Truth does not live in a book
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| You find it in the little surprises, woah
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| Ya gotta focus a view, for all
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| Is the power! |
| The soul! |
| Money! |
| Ugly
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| Compromises! |
| Ya gotta look through
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| You have to live in the world to get to the truth |