Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Minimum Intervals, artist - Ben Caplan. Album song Old Stock, in the genre Музыка мира
Date of issue: 14.06.2018
Record label: Orchard
Song language: English
Minimum Intervals |
For men of independent means every day is what she needs |
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak |
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven |
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer |
According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is forbidden |
To go too long without spending time on nether region tending |
For men of independent means every day is what she needs |
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak |
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven |
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer |
Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation |
Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play |
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her |
The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch |