Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hey Ladies, artist - Beastie Boys. Date of issue: 24.07.1989
Song language: English
Hey Ladies |
| Hey ladies in the place I’m callin’out to ya There never was a city kid truer and bluer |
| There’s more to me than you’ll ever know |
| And I’ve got more hits than Sadaharu Oh Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery |
| Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery |
| Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon |
| And I’m always out looking for a female companion |
| I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib |
| I took off her moccasins and put on my bib |
| I’m wheelin’and dealin’I make a little bit of stealing |
| I’ll bring you back to the place and your dress I’m peeling |
| Your body’s on time and your mind is appealing |
| Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling |
| Some such nonsense is the bass that I’m throwing |
| Talking to a girl telling her I’m all knowing |
| She’s talking to the kid to the who |
| I’m telling here every lie that you know that I never did |
| Hey Ladies, Get Funky |
| Me in the corner with a good looking daughter |
| I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter |
| We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet |
| In my apartment I begged her please stop it The gift of gab is the gift that I have |
| And that girl ain’t nothing but a crab |
| Educated no stupid yes |
| And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh |
| I’m not James at 15 or Chachi in charge |
| I’m Adam and I’m adamant about living large |
| With the white sassoons and the looks that kill |
| Makin’love in the back of my Coupe De Ville |
| I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie |
| I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie |
| Cause I don’t kinda go for that messin’around |
| You be listening to my records’a number one sound |
| Step to the rhythm step step to the ride |
| I’ve got an open mind so why don’t you all get inside |
| Tune in turn on to my tune that’s live |
| Ladies flock like fish to my line |
| Hey Ladies, Get Funky |
| She’s got a gold tooth you know she’s hardcore |
| She’ll show you a good time then she’ll show you the door |
| Break up with your girl it ended in tears |
| Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear |
| I call her in the middle of the night when I’m drinking |
| The phone booth on the corner is damp and it’s stinking |
| She said come on over it was me that she missed |
| I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed |
| Your old lady left you and you went girls (x3) insane |
| You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train |
| Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak |
| Sucking down pints till I didn’t know |
| Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho Cause I announce I like girls that bounce |
| With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce |
| Girls with curls and big long locks |
| And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks |
| Walking high and mighty like she’s #1 and |
| She thinks she’s the passionate one |