Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Egg Man , by - Beastie Boys. Release date: 24.07.1989
Song language: English
Egg Man |
| I looked out the window, seen his bald head |
| Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg |
| Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair |
| Launched that shot, and he was caught out there |
| Saw the convertible driving by |
| I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly |
| He went for his to find he didn’t have one |
| Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun |
| The egg, a symbol of life |
| I go inside your house and bust out your wife |
| I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke |
| The trigger, I pulled — his face, the yolk |
| Reached in his pocket, took all his cash |
| Left my man standing with the egg mustache |
| Suckers, they come a dime a dozen |
| «When I say dozen, you know what I’m talkin' about, boy» |
| Yeah, that’s right, I’m the Egg Man |
| Driving around, king of the town (yeah) |
| Always got my windows rolled down |
| Ready to throw |
| You know, I’m the Egg Man |
| Once upon a time (Egg Man…) |
| Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg |
| He was playing the wall, then he broke his leg |
| Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot |
| Hit the Rastaman, he said, (Bloodclot!) |
| Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg |
| Riding the trains, in between cars |
| When I pull out the station, You’re Gonna Get Yours |
| Drive-by eggings, plaguing LA |
| «Yo, you just got my little cousin, ese!» |
| Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny (Ray) |
| Comes from a chicken, not a bunny, dummy |
| People laugh, it’s no joke |
| My name’s «Yauch» and I’m throwing the yolk |
| Now they got me in a cell, but I don’t care |
| It was then that I got caught catching people out there |
| Up on the roof, in my car, up all night |
| I’m going through science like Dolemite |
| The Mack (Who?) |
| I’m the Egg Man… Taxi driver? |
| I’m the Egg Man |
| Egg Man, Egg Man |
| We all dressed in black, we snuck up around the back |
| We began to attack, the eggs did crack on Haze’s back |
| Sam I Am, down with the program |
| Green Eggs and Ham, Yosemite Sam |
| Come Halloween, you know I come strapped |
| I throw it at a sucker… «k-pap» |
| You made the mistake and judge a man by his race |
| You go through life with egg on your face |
| Woke up in the morning, peculiar feeling |
| Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling |
| The family, punk rocks, the businessman |
| I’ll dog everybody with the egg in my hand |
| It’s not like the crack that you put in a pipe |
| But crack on your forehead; |
| here’s a towel, now wipe |
| Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man |
| Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man |
| Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man… |
| Egg Man… |