Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Car Thief, artist - Beastie Boys.
Date of issue: 31.12.1988
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Car Thief |
Some static started in the pool hall |
Hit a motherfuckers face with the cue ball |
Then I met this girl she tried to gank me So I smacked her in the booty with m.c. |
plank bee |
Me and my crew out breaking windows |
The bingo the lotto you know Ill never win those |
Possession is half the law |
I had my routines before all yall |
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams |
You aint nothing but a car thief biting routines |
Im a city slicker I aint no townie |
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie |
Like ricky always said youve got to toke and pass |
Or mookies gonna kick your fuckin ass |
You try to take what isnt yours like a God damn rat |
See personally I wouldnt want to go out like that |
Im a writer a poet a genius I know it I dont buy cheeba I grow it marijuana |
People always trying to get next to me |
I had a beautiful experience on ecstasy |
Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer |
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser |
Had a caine filled kool with my man rush rush |
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush |
You be doing nose candy on the bowie coke mirror |
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her |
You cant deny me you always want to try me Youre just gonna get your ass kicked |
Homeboy throw in the towel |
Your girl got dicked by ricky powell |
The godfather of soul is in the belly of the beast |
For smoking that dust at st. |
anthonys feast |
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters |
Sitting in the white house pulling their peters |
Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street |
The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat |
Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin |
Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin |
Space cake cookies I discover who I am Im a dusted old bummy hurdy gurdy man |
Five-o caught me now Im going to the mountains |
Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants |
My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think |
So Im rockin all the rhymes and Ill have another drink |
So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning |
I feel like it is always the beginning |
Of another rhyme Im rapping m.c.ing I rock |
You aint nothing but a car thief who must be stopped |