Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Gooberville Ballroom Dancer, artist - Beardfish. Album song The Sane Day, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 29.10.2007
Record label: Nordic Records Norway
Song language: English
The Gooberville Ballroom Dancer |
He was a filthy motherfucker |
By the name of Dwight |
He only bathed 'bout once a year |
He didn’t smell alright |
His father was a drunken bastard |
Couldn’t do things right |
His mother died while she was giving birth |
When she saw her Dwight |
He had the great ambition to be one who girls would adore |
And if he could have the chance to flourish in a wild romance… |
… He could be a fraud or a fake just like those guys on TV |
«Dwight thought about it for a while and then it occured to him, |
all he had to do to be popular in Gooberville, the place where he lived, |
was to come up with something he was really good at. |
The problem was that the |
only thing he’d ever been remotely interested by in his youth was ballroom |
dancing, and that ain’t too cool. |
But if I could find a way, he thought, |
to combine the ballroom dancing with the fearsome attitude of more present day |
youth activities…» |
… I could be the king of a generation lost in a daze |
Salsa, cha-cha, pasodoble |
Blended in the hardcore pace |
He could dance it all he would never fall |
Women by his side rhymin', going wild |
He would take 'em all! |
He took all the money he had saved |
Sold his comic-books too |
Bought a baby-blue custom-made gabardine-suite with matching turquoise |
dancing-shoes |
He took a shower at least once a week |
And now he smelled all right |
His mother really would be proud of him |
If she could see her Dwight |
Then it was time to show Gooberville what talent Dwight had concealed |
Who would have thought that smelly brat could pull off such sex appeal |
He was now the king of the floor |
And no one could match his moves |
All except the lovely Eve |
Dressed in silk with natural gloom |
They pulled off a stunt sliding 'cross the floor |
He could feel her breasts & her eyes wanted more |
He would take her home! |
And then slide her knickers down… |
Who would have thought that such a man could do such a thing? |
What is it, aphrodisiac or something? |
Who would have thought that women lined up by his door to ask him out to the |
dance floor? |
Would you go to the park with me this Friday? |
Nah, maybe next week, |
alright sweetie! |
The sexual experts unified opinion: |
«It is now established that the reason Dwight has luck with ladies is |
clam-exctract vaporizing from his greasy hair! |
«And all the professors say: |
«This is a damn miracle we must take him down here and run some tests!» |
Doesn’t matter if you’re a fraud just like those guys who’re uptight |
You could be a jerk or a nerd just like that Gooberville Dwight |
And he’s alright |
Yes he is! |
He was a filthy motherfucker |
By the name of Dwight |
He was a filthy motherfucker |
Now he is alright |