| We would now like to salute all of the beautiful singing groups
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| all over the world.
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| When the Norman Luboff Chorus
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| Sings a song like this (like this, like this, like this)
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| Every single note is gorgeous,
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| But they sometimes miss.
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| No one’s perfect, no one’s perfect, no one’s perfect, and
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| That includes Fred Waring and His Pennsylvanians, and The Ray Charles
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| Singers who were made famous by their frequent appearances on The
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| Perry Como Show, and The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and The Robert
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| Shaw Chorale.
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| When the chorus sings behind you,
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| All they do is hum (hum)
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| Every hum is like an angel,
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| Then one hum goes bumm!
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| Far above the other singers,
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| In the treble clef,
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| A soprano sings in B flat,
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| But the key is F.
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| No one’s perfect, no one’s perfect,
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| We have learned tonight,
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| So you’ll be astounded,
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| When we hit this last note right. |