| When you walked in, I said with a grin
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| That we were just talking about you
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| We all had to lie because you would cry
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| If you knew we were laughing at you
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| In the momentary lull before the band begins to play
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| There’s an overwhelming stench of alibi
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| Come on now, now
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| Come on now, now
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| Enjoy the humour of the situation
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| Come on now, now
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| Come on now, now
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| Enjoy the humour of the situation
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| I said on the phone «don't wait til I’m home»
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| But I’m sure I could hear you crying
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| I said where I was, but you doubt it because
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| It’s the caller I.D. |
| you’re buying
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| In the hour that it took for me to drive up to the door
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| You’d arranged all my belongings on the lawn
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| Have you heard the one about the boy
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| Who moved into the henhouse to sleep?
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| He woke up with egg on his face
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| When he found out all the hens had crossed the street
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| As I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind me
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| I felt a chill because I was still
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| Wearing the emperor’s new clothes
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| My mind was racing with each chance that I had missed
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| While your next door neighbour soaked me with the hose
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| I’ve never felt so small, I’ve never been so dissed
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| As I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes: |