| Everywhere I go someone’s tryin' to be my girlfriend’s best friend
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| I’m tryin' to pretend I’m relaxed but I’m playin' castanets with my knees
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| I try to be cool and give her space
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| But a guy’s always there ready to jump right up and take my place
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| Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me.
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| Everybody open you’re mouth
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| Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh)
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| Everything will be all right
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| If you play along
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| Everywhere I go there’s someone in a trench coat staring at me When I’m not at home I’m sure someone’s rummaging through my trash
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| Whatever could they want from me Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
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| I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash.
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| Everybody open you’re mouth
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| Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh)
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| Everything will be all right
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| This won’t hurt at all
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| Everybody get in line
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| Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh)
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| Everything will be all right
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| If you just lay off
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| Dictate a memo to myself
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| Try to find if I’m the only one in complete health
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| Consult contemporaries if there’s some to see
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| There really isn’t anyone who’s in my league
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| Every night at elaine’s someone thinks they have to find beyond me I try to take three deep breaths as I lock and arm my mini-van
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| Everyone says I’m looking great
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| But it’s hard to stand-up let alone to try to concentrate
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| I wish that everyone that I knew hadn’t sold out to the man
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| Everybody open you’re mouth
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| Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh)
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| Everything will be all right
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| This won’t hurt at all
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| Everybody get in line
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| Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh)
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| Everything will be all right
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| If you just lay
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| Everything will be all right
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| If you just lay
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| Everything will be all right
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| If you just lay off |