
Date of issue: 03.05.2012
Record label: Rhino Entertainment Company
Song language: English
Teenage Wasteland |
No, we’re gonna do a bunch of new stuff tonight. |
And, uh… But I’m gonna have |
to warn you, most of it’s in German. |
So, I hope you’ve all attended your German |
classes in high school, because you’re required to take, I think, |
it’s at least two languages, aren’t you? |
In high school? |
Yeah |
Yes |
Yes, two languages, and typing. |
That’s all you need. |
And you get a high school |
diploma |
Is woodshop a language? |
No, woodshop falls under typing |
Oh, okay. |
This next song is called «99 Luftballons» |
Ah 1, 2, a 1, 2, 3… |
I first met Millie in art class in high school |
With her short brown bob, she was better than Bateman’s best |
I never thought I’d ever see a miracle |
And who’d have thought it would be in an arcade? |
Well she moved like an angel |
And she spoke like a memory |
And she smoked like a chimney |
And she completed Dragon’s Lair on just one quarter |
On just one quarter |
On just one quarter |
On just one quarter |
I called her up, but she wasn’t home |
I knew she was downstairs, but her dad didn’t like me |
I never thought I’d see a miracle |
I called her back in 10 minutes and disguised my voice |
I spoke like an actor |
And I moved like a burglar |
Then I lied like a carpet |
And I did a phony survey on her whole family |
On her whole family |
On her whole family |
On her whole family |
Nobody at school knew what I was trying to do |
But right after art class, I made history |
'Cause when you love someone |
Yeah, and you don’t even know no one |
She moved like an angel |
She spoke like a memory |
Then she moved to Alberta |
I’m gonna visit her at grandma’s |
Well, maybe next week |
Yeah, maybe next week |
Okay, maybe not next week |
Maybe never |
Maybe it doesn’t matter |
Maybe it never did |
It didn’t matter at all |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Gotta Be Patient ft. Sofia Reyes, Barenaked Ladies | 2020 |
Big Bang Theory Theme | 2011 |
Odds Are | 2014 |
One Week | 2011 |
Be My Yoko Ono ft. Michael Phillip Wojewoda | 2001 |
Shoebox ft. Ben Grosse, Michael Phillip Wojewoda | 1996 |
Pinch Me | 2011 |
The Big Bang Theory | 2019 |
One Little Slip | 2012 |
If I Had $1,000,000 | 2011 |
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! | 2012 |
The Old Apartment ft. Ben Grosse | 2011 |
Off the Hook | 2000 |
Green Christmas | 2014 |
Falling for the First Time | 2011 |
Brian Wilson | 1992 |
It's All Been Done ft. Tom Lord-Alge | 2011 |
It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) | 2001 |
Call and Answer | 2011 |
Get in Line | 2001 |