| In through my veins, without brains,
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| I involuntarily take what I need, then I bleed
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| And it comes right back to me.
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| But guts only eat and sometimes
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| They repeat on you.
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| Keeping you on your toes or crouched above the loo.
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| That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart.
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| That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart.
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| Blood turns from blue into red
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| 'cause of oxygen that it’s fed
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| And I turn back to blue,
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| 'cause I’m losing you,
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| But tummy just growls
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| Not real words, mostly vowels
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| And I always forget sometimes Y
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| Gratification can cause constipation
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| If organs are left to die.
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| That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart.
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| That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart.
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| I gained all this weight out of love, not hate
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| I’ve got so much love to give (give me a break!)
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| I’d love to sleep in late, but that dessert looks great.
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| Was it something I said or was it some I ate?
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| Heart beats in sync, beat in time,
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| Beat in bodies likes hers and mine,
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| But I fed only one, and look what it’s done;
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| I’ve run out of blood and I’m chewing my cud and
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| My gastrointestinal festival’s best of all
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| The cardiovascular questions they ask you are
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| Less than the answers they give you like cancer and
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| That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart.
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| That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart.
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| Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank
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| Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson
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| I tend the wheat field that makes your bread.
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| I bind the sweet veal, pluck the hens that make your bed.
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| Mother Nature & Mother Earth
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| Are two of three women who dictate what I’m worth
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| Chorus:
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| I’m the farmer.
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| I work in the fields all day.
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| Don’t mean to alarm her,
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| But I know it was meant to be this way.
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| You cried a tear, I wiped it dry
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| I put you up upon a pedestal so high
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| If you should waiver, if you should sway
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| I’d catch you, spread my tiny wings and fly away.
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| You signed your picture with an O and X
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| I bet you don’t write «love"each time you sign your cheques.
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| Chorus
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| All of this corn I grow I grow it all for you
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| I took a hatchet to the radio I did it all for you
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| You could have written back,
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| You could have said «Thank you»
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| I guess you’ve got better things,
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| Better things to do.
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| You say you love me, is that the truth?
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| Although they’ve heard the songs, my friends want living proof.
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| I know your address, I ring the bell
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| I bring you flowers and a .22 with shells.
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| I’m the farmer
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| I work in the fields all day
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| Never wanted to harm her |