
Date of issue: 14.03.1996
Record label: Reprise
Song language: English
Stomach vs. Heart |
In through my veins, without brains, |
I involuntarily take what I need, then I bleed |
And it comes right back to me. |
But guts only eat and sometimes |
They repeat on you. |
Keeping you on your toes or crouched above the loo. |
That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart. |
That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart. |
Blood turns from blue into red |
'cause of oxygen that it’s fed |
And I turn back to blue, |
'cause I’m losing you, |
But tummy just growls |
Not real words, mostly vowels |
And I always forget sometimes Y |
Gratification can cause constipation |
If organs are left to die. |
That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart. |
That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart. |
I gained all this weight out of love, not hate |
I’ve got so much love to give (give me a break!) |
I’d love to sleep in late, but that dessert looks great. |
Was it something I said or was it some I ate? |
Heart beats in sync, beat in time, |
Beat in bodies likes hers and mine, |
But I fed only one, and look what it’s done; |
I’ve run out of blood and I’m chewing my cud and |
My gastrointestinal festival’s best of all |
The cardiovascular questions they ask you are |
Less than the answers they give you like cancer and |
That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart. |
That’s what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart. |
Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank |
Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson |
I tend the wheat field that makes your bread. |
I bind the sweet veal, pluck the hens that make your bed. |
Mother Nature & Mother Earth |
Are two of three women who dictate what I’m worth |
Chorus: |
I’m the farmer. |
I work in the fields all day. |
Don’t mean to alarm her, |
But I know it was meant to be this way. |
You cried a tear, I wiped it dry |
I put you up upon a pedestal so high |
If you should waiver, if you should sway |
I’d catch you, spread my tiny wings and fly away. |
You signed your picture with an O and X |
I bet you don’t write «love"each time you sign your cheques. |
Chorus |
All of this corn I grow I grow it all for you |
I took a hatchet to the radio I did it all for you |
You could have written back, |
You could have said «Thank you» |
I guess you’ve got better things, |
Better things to do. |
You say you love me, is that the truth? |
Although they’ve heard the songs, my friends want living proof. |
I know your address, I ring the bell |
I bring you flowers and a .22 with shells. |
I’m the farmer |
I work in the fields all day |
Never wanted to harm her |
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