| Now randy listen I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
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| I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
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| A lot of people they be jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
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| In the right car at the right price in mint condition
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| They’ll be staring at the radio staying up all night
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| So like a pimp I’m pimpin'
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| I got a boat to eat shrimp in Nothing wrong with my leg just b-boy limpin'
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| Got arrested at the mardi gras for jumping on a float
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| My man mca’s got a beard like a billy goat
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| Oowah oowah is my disco call
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| Mca hu-huh I’m gettin' rope y’all
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| Routines I bust rhymes I write
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| And I’ll be busting routines and rhymes all night
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| Like eating burgers or chicken or you’ll be picking your nose
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| I’m on time and that’s how it goes
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| You heard my style I think you missed the point
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| That’s the joint
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| Mike d with your bad self running things
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| What’s up with your bad breath onion rings
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| I’m nike d and I’m back from the dead
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| Chillin' with pig pen down at club med
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| Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this
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| Suckers they be saying they can take out adam horovitz
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| Hurricane you got clout
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| Other dj’s he’ll take your head out
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| A puppet on a string I’m paid to sing or rhyme
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| Or do my thing i’m
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| In a lava lamp inside the brain hotel
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| I might be peakin' or freakin' I’m known to rock well
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| The patty duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
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| Got more rhymes than jamaica got mango kangols
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| I got the peg leg at the end of my stump
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| Shake your rump
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| Never been dumped 'cause I’m the most mackinest
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| Never been jumped 'cause I’m known the most packinest
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| Yeah we’ve got beef chief
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| We’re knocking out teeth chief
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| And if you don’t believe us you should question your belief keith
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| Like sam the butcher bringing alice the meat
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| Like fred flintstone driving around with bald feet
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| Should I have another sip no skip it In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
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| Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
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| Running from the law the press and the parents
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| No mine’s clarence
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| From downtown manhattan the village
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| My style is wild and you know that it still is Disco bag schlepping and you’re doing the bump
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| Shake your rump |