| Well, let me tell you if you’re feeling alone
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| Instead of whining and moaning
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| Just get on the phone
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| Tell her you’re coming home
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| If you need her, you should be there
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| And if you scream in your sleep
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| Or collapse in a heap
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| And spontaneously weep
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| Then you know you’re in deep
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| If you need her, you should be there
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| Go home
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| There’s nothing better than affairs of the heart
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| To make you feel so good then tear you apart
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| Make up your mind and stick it out or start again
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| You can’t imagine what an effort it takes
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| When you make a mistake
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| And you know in the wake
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| That a heart’s going to break
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| If you need her, you should be there
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| Well, if you’re flummoxed and flushed
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| And your heartbeat is rushed
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| Then get out of the slush
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| Tell your dog team to mush
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| If you need her, you should be there
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| Go home
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| If you think of her as Joan of Arc
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| She’s burning for you, get your car out of park
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| And if you think of her as Catherine the Great
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| Then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate
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| If you need her, you should be there
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| Go home
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| You can’t believe it, but it’s true
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| She’s given everything to you
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| Now take a moment to be sure
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| Before you give it all to her
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| Well, now you’re thinking that it’s over at last
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| All your woes in the past
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| But you’ve got to be fast
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| Put your foot on the gas
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| If you need her, you should be there
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| So now you’re out from under the gun
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| And it’s over and done
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| I won’t spoil all the fun
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| But if you ever wonder
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| She’ll be there if you need her
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| Go home
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| If you’re lucky to be one of the few
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| To find somebody who can tolerate you
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| Then I shouldn’t have to tell you again
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| Just pack your bags and get yourself on a plane
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| If you need her, you should be there
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| Go home
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| Come on, man
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| If you need her, you should be there
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| Go home
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| (???) Yeah! |