| The black, black widow is sittin in the middle of the web,
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| Its the fly she seeks.
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| You may be her lover but you never will recover,
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| cause she aint had a bite for weeks
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| You think your the same, cause you got the same name,
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| But the widow has a mobile home.
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| Remember what I told you, she got eight arms to hold you,
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| And shes never gonna let your roam.
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| Shell tuck in your head, then shell wrap you as a midnight snack.
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| So if you see a spider, dont you slide up beside her
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| Whyd you think the widows wearin black?
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| Queen bee, baby
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| Pray that you may be left on your own, uh huh
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| Nothin shell give you, gonna outlive you
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| But the queen bees never gonna be alone.
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| Long before atlantis there has been a praying mantis
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| And you knows why hes on his knees.
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| He may have religion but but hes just a sittin pigeon
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| If a woman even stars to tease.
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| He wont even quibble if she has a little nibble on his neck, what a way to go And now you done and torne it!
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| You been messin with a hornet,
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| Shes a blue-blood wasp, you know.
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| And just as you do it,
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| Shell inject yiu with a fluid that you aint even got but none.
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| Youre the meat on the plate, not even first rate,
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| Shes gonna feed you to her seventh son.
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| The queen bees story, is the power and the glory,
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| Of the women who have ruled alone.
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| Little nefertiti used to consummate a treaty
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| In the bad as much as on the throne
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| Everyone was urgin queen elizabeth the virgin,
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| Just to try a man but shed refuse.
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| Queen isabella was the one who said
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| This fella named columbus ought to take a cruise.
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| Didnt cleopatra try to gratify and satisfy
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| The men she held within the grasp?
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| The pyramids where shakin from the peace that she was makin
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| But she ended with a stupid asp.
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| The queen bee, no way, and even tho they think theyre the kings
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| (escatological things)
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| Who are they foolin? |
| playin at rulin,
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| Its the queen behind the scene who pulls the strings.
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| So, in conclusion, its an optical illusion,
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| If you think thatwere the weaker race.
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| Men got the muscle, but the ladies got the hustle,
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| And the truth is staring in your face.
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| The mother bear stalks, and the queen of the hawks,
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| Is the one who brings home the bread.
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| The lion that is regal, and the bald headed eagle,
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| Need a woman just to keep them fed.
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| But come the evenin, were like adam and his eve,
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| Insidethe garden. |
| hear the serpents sond?
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| Its so frustratin, when youre really into martin,
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| And thereaint a lovin man around.
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| Whoever wrote this story
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| Throw out the glory
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| Bring in the men (give me them an Ill swing)
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| Write me a sequel
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| Give me an equal
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| And Ill give that man
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| Im gonna give that lovin man
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| I said Im gonna give that lovin man
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| Im gonna give that lovin sting! |
| zap! |