| Would you prefer if I remove… MY… A-
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| Nah they… they’re clean…
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| I mean. |
| what?
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| You wanna look at the bottom of… of 'em?
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| My shoes are clean girl, how about yours?
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| Here we are sitting on your living room floor
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| Listening to some records from your collection
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| Boredom; |
| in between a coma and an erection
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| Staring at the skin on your shoulder blades
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| And you don’t take your eyes off my poker face
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| I’m wasted, and you’re as sober as Jehovah
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| Knocking door to door, trying to walk the road
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| That the Mormons paved
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| If she was here on your sofa with a beer on a coaster
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| She’d’ve told 'ya that my game was way overplayed
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| Make no mistake, I love the way you taste like yogurt and some clover cigarettes
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| Girl, show me leg!
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| So I’mma gonna trade these shoes for rollerskates
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| And I’mma stay happy just as long as there’s a whore to pay
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| But some of us already spent the rent
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| So we can’t be content until there isn’t no more today
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| Those are your shoes
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| These are my shoes
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| We’ve got issues
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| My shoes are muddy girl, how about yours?
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| Here we are lounging on your bedroom floor
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| I’m really drunk so I’m looking at your carpet like
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| «Man, fuck the permit, I know where I’mma park tonight»
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| It’s closing time, the spins are gonna visit me
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| They’re rolling thick like they know they taking victory
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| But not tonight, right, I’mma make some history
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| Get up in your system and direct it like a symphony
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| Let me get to be the man of your mystery
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| Cause them meddling kids don’t understand your sensitivity
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| Show some sympathy, let me kiss your feet
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| Let’s talk about a pretty bird and a busy bee
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| If I live to see fifty, I’mma be a tipsy, dirty old man
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| Still following my kid beliefs
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| I know it isn’t really your responsibility
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| So we’ll be straight once I take a hit of Listerine
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| I can’t find my shoes girl, how about yours?
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| Here I am naked on your bathroom floor
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| I got faded, and you fell asleep
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| And I’m thanking God that this date was hella cheap
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| Sitting down, trying to keep the liquor down
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| Light, thoughts, and sounds- everything flickers now
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| Sick-bound, the whole room twists around
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| In front of the toilet, assume the position to drown
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| Here it comes! |
| Whiskey out bounces all over the floor
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| Now I’m sitting in the bitch’s mound
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| I’m just a clown, and I’m sorry I found it funny
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| When you tripped over my shoes and hit the ground
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| Didn’t know you would rip your gown
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| Didn’t think you would shout and get so loud, get so wound
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| Yeah I’m drunk, but I’m more than a little proud
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| I’m leaving, fuck the shoes, you keep them, I’m getting out
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| Perfection |