| And you right
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| And you right
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| I’m Joe Piscopo
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| I’m an original
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| But the kids don’t know
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| I was spitting flows before flip phones
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| Back when it wasn’t cool to rap about sniffing coke
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| And you right
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| It might be a shit show
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| But you ain’t fuckin with this, bro
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| Your WiFi got no signal
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| Fefe sucking on my biggest toe
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| And now I’m all up in her money in the middle
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| And I don’t even have to disrobe
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| I keep my boxers on and use the dick hole
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| Roll the window down and feel the wind blow
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| Mama in the back of the Honda
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| Getting hot as a disco
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| I’m sicker than a goldfish
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| Swimming in a fishbowl full of Crisco
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| Yo, it’s officially official
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| You better get your tickets if we hitting your zip code
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| And you right
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| I’m Salma Hayek
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| On the Mississippi River in a stolen kayak
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| Live fast like my life’s in a timelapse
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| I’m so fly, I’m attracted to fly traps
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| Get your mind out the trash
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| Or at least you should line it with a bag
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| Tie it up to keep the lye bacteria gagged
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| To a minimal stack, it’s a fixable flat
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| A sideline will get you sidetracked
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| Put it up if you feel like a blind rat
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| Just trying to climb out of a wine glass
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| We under attack but not allowed to fight back, right?
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| You not about to fight back, right?
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| We might strike combat if it’s time for that
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| After I take my IQ test on this iPad app
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| In the iRock on the way to the IHOP
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| With your high ass
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| And you right
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| I’m Herbie Hancock
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| I rock it
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| I’m not a prophet
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| I’m not not for profit, nah
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| I don’t stop, I’m the opposite
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| I’m on my Spock shit
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| Trying to live long and prosperous
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| Excuse me for trying to be modest
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| But ooey, I feel kinda marvelous
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| It’s obvious that these socks fit
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| So I’ma stomp around the block
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| Like the goddamn apocalypse
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| Preceded by a stampede
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| Of fire-breathing rhinoceroses
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| The promise of awesomeness
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| Not a problem, it’s no conflict
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| Party on the rock bottom in a lake of toxins
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| And if you ain’t starving, then change the topic
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| Ain’t nothing left to say about it
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| You eating dirt, 'cause you like it
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| And dirt from the graveyard, you put gravy on it
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| And you right
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| Yeah, go ahead you write it, man
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| Write what’s, go ahead write
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| Why you so defensive?
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| Write whatever you wanna write, man |