| I only act like an asshole
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| Why don’t ya’ll stand back
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| Let the man grow
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| I can’t tell what town this is
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| But I know that bill was counterfeit
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| Hey bartender, bump a top jar
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| Gotta think about where to dump this cop’s car
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| I’m too slick, so fuck your bullshit
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| I’m coolin in the corner with my custom pool stick
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| My granddad must’ve played the jazz
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| When I bleed you can hear my heartbeat snap
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| All around the world, it’s the same bar
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| Wishin that the jukebox had some Gangstarr
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| State to state, I chase fate
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| But my stereo ate all my favorite tapes
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| So babydoll, you better straighten up the attitude
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| Or you ain’t gonna make it with me
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| All the way to Baton Rouge
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| Call her mama, she make the milk pour
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| A 94', too high to read the billboard
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| Got a room at the Best Western
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| The guy at the front desk looks like Les Nessman
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| Hush now, not a sound
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| Shut the door, and lay your towel down
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| Ya’ll run around and figure out what it’s all about
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| While I try to find a cure for this cottonmouth
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| I keep track of the miles I run
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| But read the flask, say Southside, son
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| Took a sip through the hole of my ski mask
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| Roll till we get to the Burbs for the cheap gas
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| Speed pass, Millenium Dodo
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| I got my own lane, I don’t wait for the popo
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| So order up another plate of oysters
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| You talk so much, you making my voice hurt
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| Dental floss inside of the glove box
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| Radio locked on the classic rock
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| With the mirrorball, Escape From New York style
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| Double parked outside of the court house
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| The windchill got a big ol' butt
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| My breath fog all the windows up
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| Take a break from the rotten grapevines
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| Fill the tank and then spank the state lines
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| Never make this mountain move, naw you’re bound to lose
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| But I knew that I could count on you
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| Next rounds on you (Is that true?)
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| Wash my sins off in the rain
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| Caught this fish now, light that flame
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| I only claim what’s in my veins
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| That’s my crown and that’s my name
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| Gotta wait till they slash the price
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| Before you catch a life
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| But we can spend half the night with the dashboard light
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| (Is that right?)
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| I’m just sayin' if it’s all a game, you can hang your pain
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| In the hall of fame
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| Don’t make me explain, that’s my crown and that’s my name
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| The pick pockets call me Ali Baba
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| I’m here to sell you some magic water
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| You might know me as Jacob and Malcom’s father
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| Rest in peace Eyedea and Sally Slaughter
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| It’s like that ya’ll
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| It’s all right, maybe |