| OK, I’mma have to see some I.D. |
| from everybody here, except you huh
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| So what’s it gonna be?
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| You all look like whiskey people to me
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| Never sick of listening to your problems
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| Your boss threatened that you’re gonna lose your job then
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| You fought with your neighbour and he called the cops man
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| Your wife left you and she took the dog, damn!
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| Looks like you came to the right place
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| Take a shot just to wash away the taste
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| We don’t know your name but everybody knows your mad face
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| Save that seat for anyone that caught a bad case
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| Every day is overcast, pains in the lower back
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| Bones that you didn’t even know you had
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| Not sure but you think your best friend stole your lawn mower
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| …That would explain why he stopped coming over
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| You ain’t seen the doctor in a while
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| Even longer for the dentist, I can tell by your smile
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| Still making payments on a car
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| That’s sitting on a spare flat in your backyard
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| Stacks of bills on a messy kitchen counter
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| Ring around the blue-collar cause the hot water heater’s down
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| Here, put a couple of these down
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| And sing the blues like they supposed to sound
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| Here comes a beer, catch all your tears
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| Drink the remedy, forget about your problems
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| Here comes a shot, lose all your thoughts
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| Drink the remedy, forget about your problem
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| This one’s on me, fix you for free
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| Drink the remedy, forget about everythang
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| This one’s on me, got what you need
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| And take your medicine, you’ll feel better friend
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| Wha-What?
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| You know what?
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| You know, I’mma turn the TV on
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| I’mma turn the TV on, I don’t want to hear about this
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| Used to be you just get in the car and steer
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| All alone, just you and them stars up there
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| Find a highway outside of the gen-pop
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| Turn up the music, go till the engine stops
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| And that’s life but with these gas prices
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| It’s cheaper to just drink yourself to sleep, huh
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| Dependency can be your best friend once you know
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| That drugs and alcohol is all you’ve got that’s dependable
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| It’s enough to make you wanna huff on paint again
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| And lock yourself in the bathroom with the Jameson
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| Nah man, come down here and make a friend
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| If you do right, won’t remember tonight
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| We still open so have another cold one
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| Until you don’t recognise where you woke up
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| And don’t throw up, nah hold your liquor
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| My tattoo’d gorilla be quick to eighty-six ya
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| Now get lost in the river of smoke
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| As it floats towards the ceiling that measures your growth
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| Life is better with a poor memory
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| But don’t forget to leave a tip on the bar for the remedy
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| Ay buddy wake up, wake up
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| Wake up, there’s no sleeping at the bar man, get up
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| It’s time to settle out your tab
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| You’ve had, you’ve had enough
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| You’ve got, you’ve got to go home, wake up
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| Yo, aiyyo, ay Stevie come over here man, check this guy
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| This dude dead?
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| Hey buddy |