Translation of the song lyrics Office Boy - Arrigo Barnabé, Paulo Braga

Office Boy (original)

Nome: Durango
Profissão: Office-boy
Trabalhava que nem um
Desgraçado a semana inteira
No sábado, porém, estava duro
Era sábado e ele ali, sozinho
Sem nem um tostão
Pensava naquela vedete morena
Que tirava a roupa no Áurea Strip Show
Pensava nela dançando (coquete!) discoteque
Ele estava duro e resolveu ligar a TV, a TV
A TV, a TV
Ele viu uma chacrete linda
Mascando chiclete, olhando pra ele
Sorrindo, sorrindo
Primeiro erro: ligar a TV
Segundo erro: prestar atenção na imagem
Que estava sendo transmitida
Não podia ser!
Aquela era Perpétua
Sua antiga namoradinha
Mas ela era apenas… ela era apenas…
Ela era caixa num supermercado
Todo dia ela só, só apertava os botões
E aquelas máquinas cantavam
Mas agora ela é uma estrela famosa
Se você quiser possuí-la novamente
Você precisa arranjar muito dinheiro, Durango
Como era mesmo aquele anúncio no jornal?
Procura-se rapaz para testar um novo produto
Paga-se bem
Ele então saiu pra procurar
Sozinho o tal endereço
E deu numa casa escura, sombria
Que até dava medo mas ele entrou
Uma enfermeira bonita, gostosa
Falou assim pra ele:
«Venha aqui, querido
Que eu vou te dar
Uma injeção especial, você vai
Flutuar»
E ele flutuou.
Sim… flutuou pra longe
Dali, envolvido numa sensação deliciosa
Mas, o que ele não sabia, é que estava
Sendo transformado num terrível monstro
Mutante, meio homem, meio réptil, vítima
De um poderoso laboratório multinacional
Que não hesitou em arruinar sua vida para
Conseguir seus maléficos intentos.
Os
Cientistas haviam calculado tudo, mas o
Que eles não sabiam era que aquele ser
Disforme conservava parte de sua
Consciência.
E logo todo seu poder se
Transformou em fúria e violência sobre-humana
Os cientistas foram os primeiros
A conhecer sua ira.
Depois a cidade
Estremeceria ao ouvir falar em
Clara Crocodilo

Office Boy (translation)

Name: Durango
Profession: Office boy
worked like a
Unhappy the whole week
On Saturday, however, it was hard
It was Saturday and he was there, alone
Not even a penny
I thought about that brunette star
Who took off her clothes at the Áurea Strip Show
I thought of her dancing (coquette!) disco
He was broke and decided to turn on the TV, the TV
The TV, the TV
He saw a beautiful chacret
Chewing gum, looking at him
smiling, smiling
First mistake: turning on the TV
Second mistake: paying attention to the image
that was being broadcast
It couldn't be!
that was perpetual
your old girlfriend
But she was just... she was just...
She was a cashier in a supermarket
Every day she just, just pressed the buttons
And those machines sang
But now she's a famous star
If you want to own it again
You need to get a lot of money, Durango
How was that ad in the newspaper?
Looking for a boy to test a new product
pay well
He then went out to look
Alone this address
And it ended up in a dark, gloomy house
That was even scary but he entered
A pretty, hot nurse
She said this to him:
"Come here dear
That I'll give you
A special injection, you will
To float"
And he floated.
Yeah... he floated away
From there, enveloped in a delicious sensation
But what he didn't know is that he was
Being turned into a terrible monster
Mutant, half man, half reptile, victim
From a powerful multinational laboratory
Who did not hesitate to ruin his life for
Achieve your evil intentions.
You
Scientists had calculated everything, but the
What they didn't know was that that being
Misshapen, she kept part of her
Consciousness.
And then all his power is gone
Turned into superhuman rage and violence
The scientists were the first
To know your wrath.
Then the city
I would shudder to hear about
Clara Crocodile