| Break a mirror, roll the dice
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| Run with scissors through a chip pan firefight
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| Go into business with a grizzly bear
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| But just don’t sit down, 'cause I’ve moved your chair
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| Find a well-known hard man and start a fight
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| Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
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| Fill a circular hole with a peg that’s square
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| But just don’t sit down, 'cause I’ve moved your chair
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| Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
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| Kung fu fighting on your roller skates
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| Do the Macarena in the devil’s lair
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| But just don’t sit down, 'cause I’ve moved your chair
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| Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Ooh |