
Date of issue: 21.04.2007
Song language: English
Teddy Picker |
They’ve sped up to the point where they provoke |
The punchline before they have told the joke |
Plenty of desperation to be seen |
Staring at the television screen |
They’ve sped up to the point where they provoke |
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke |
Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn’t exist |
It wasn’t in the Top 100 list |
And it’s the thousandth time that it’s even bolder |
Don’t be surprised when you get bent over |
They told you, but you were dying for it |
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn’t what it seemed |
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means |
Another variation on a theme |
A tangle on the television and the magazine |
D’you reckon that they do it for a joke? |
D’you reckon that they make 'em take an oath |
That says that «We are defenders of any poser |
Or professional pretender around» |
And when did your list replace the twist and turn |
Like a fist replaced a kiss? |
Don’t concern us with your bollocks, I don’t want your prayer |
Save it for the morning after |
And it’s the thousandth time that it’s even bolder |
Don’t be surprised when you get bent over |
They told you, but you were gagging for it |
Let’s have a game on the teddy picker |
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? |
Already thick and you’re getting thicker |
Let’s have a game on the teddy picker |
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? |
Already thick and you’re getting thicker |
Presuming that all things are equal |
Who’d want to be men of the people |
When there’s people like you? |
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I Wanna Be Yours | 2013 |
Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? | 2013 |
Do I Wanna Know? | 2013 |
505 | 2007 |
Old Yellow Bricks | 2007 |
R U Mine? | 2013 |
Knee Socks | 2013 |
Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You | 2013 |
Snap Out Of It | 2013 |
Arabella | 2013 |
One For The Road | 2013 |
Fluorescent Adolescent | 2007 |
No. 1 Party Anthem | 2013 |
Crying Lightning | 2009 |
Only Ones Who Know | 2007 |
When The Sun Goes Down | 2006 |
Fireside | 2013 |
Brianstorm | 2007 |
Mardy Bum | 2006 |
I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor | 2006 |