Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Teddy Picker , by - Arctic Monkeys. Release date: 21.04.2007
Song language: English
Teddy Picker |
| They’ve sped up to the point where they provoke |
| The punchline before they have told the joke |
| Plenty of desperation to be seen |
| Staring at the television screen |
| They’ve sped up to the point where they provoke |
| You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke |
| Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn’t exist |
| It wasn’t in the Top 100 list |
| And it’s the thousandth time that it’s even bolder |
| Don’t be surprised when you get bent over |
| They told you, but you were dying for it |
| She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn’t what it seemed |
| The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means |
| Another variation on a theme |
| A tangle on the television and the magazine |
| D’you reckon that they do it for a joke? |
| D’you reckon that they make 'em take an oath |
| That says that «We are defenders of any poser |
| Or professional pretender around» |
| And when did your list replace the twist and turn |
| Like a fist replaced a kiss? |
| Don’t concern us with your bollocks, I don’t want your prayer |
| Save it for the morning after |
| And it’s the thousandth time that it’s even bolder |
| Don’t be surprised when you get bent over |
| They told you, but you were gagging for it |
| Let’s have a game on the teddy picker |
| Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? |
| Already thick and you’re getting thicker |
| Let’s have a game on the teddy picker |
| Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? |
| Already thick and you’re getting thicker |
| Presuming that all things are equal |
| Who’d want to be men of the people |
| When there’s people like you? |