| 007 and Brucey Wayne
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| Are shitting there ‘selves because there’s another name coming to claim
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| what is his to claim
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| 10% faster with a sturdier frame
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| He’s certainly come into his own,
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| There’s one on his arm in every land that he roams
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| And two consecutive nights alone
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| Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown
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| They said he looks so handsome stood not dancing
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| Drawing you in like it’s boring to him
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| It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last are two things you’ll never
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| Be my darling
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| Another roll around and another push and shove
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| Further away from the idea of love
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| And his conclusion it must be good
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| Oh wouldn’t the penny would drop with an incredible thud
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| They forgot to kick the tin, he knows where she’s going
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| But don’t know where she’s been
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| And as opposed to the ‘other thing'
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| He’ll worry about it when it’s trouble he’s in
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| They said he looks so handsome stood not dancing
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| Drawing you in like it’s boring to him
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| It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last are two
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| Things you’ll never be my darling
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| Things you’ll never be my darling
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| (Two things you will never be my darling)
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| (Two things you’ll never be my darling)
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| They sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up lines
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| Not to feel like a twat at times is hard
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| (But not for this kid, not when they come to you.) |