| There’s always somebody taller
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| With more of a wit
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| And he’s equipped to enthrall her
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| And her friends think he’s fit
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| And you just can’t measure up no You don’t have a prayer
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| Wishing you had made the most of her
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| When she was there
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| They’ve got engaged
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| No intention of a wedding
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| He’s pinched your bird
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| And he’d probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
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| You’re better off without her anyway
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| You said you wasn’t sad to see her go oh no
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| He might be one of those boys that’s all pretty and vain
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| And likes to go on a sunbed
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| Stays out of the rain
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| So that he don’t get his hair wet
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| 'Cause you wouldn’t want that
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| At least he aint got a Nova
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| Or a Burberry hat
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| He’s pinched your bird
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| And he’d probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
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| You’re better off without her anyway
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| You said you wasn’t sad to see her go yeah but its clear you were though
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| Have you heard what she’s been doing?
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| Never did it for me He picks her up at the school gates
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| At twenty past three
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| She’s been with all the boys
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| But never went very far
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| She wagged English and Science
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| Just to go in his car
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| They’ve got engaged
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| No intention of a wedding
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| He’s pinched my bird
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| And he’d probably kick my head in, oh Now the girls have grown
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| But I’m sure they still carry on in similar ways
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| Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
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| So I’m better off without her anyway
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| I said I wasn’t sad to see her go But I’m only pretending, you know
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| Yeah, I’m only pretending, you know
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| Yeah, I’m only pretending, you know
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| Oh I’m only pretending, you know |