Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Romance, artist - Anthony Jeselnik. Date of issue: 19.09.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Romance |
| My girlfriend, wants me be a better person |
| So I can get a better girlfriend |
| Whenever I meet a pretty girl, whenever I meet a pretty girl |
| The first thing I look for is intelligence |
| Because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine |
| Couple of months ago I gave my girlfriend some fancy lengerie |
| She actually got mad at me… |
| Say Anthony I think this is more of a gift for you |
| Than it is for me… |
| And I said well, if you wanna get technical |
| It was originally a gift for my last girlfriend |
| Happy Valentine’s Day |
| Giving gifts is tough in any relationship I assume… |
| Like this past Christmas |
| I kept telling my girlfriend from months in advance, months |
| Baby all I want from you this year is an X-Box, that’s it |
| Beginning and end of list, X-Box |
| You know what she got me? |
| A homemade frame |
| With a picture of us from our first date together |
| Which was fine… |
| Because I got her an X-Box |
| I should’ve got her a chocolate |
| My girlfriend loves the chocolate |
| She’s always eating chocolate |
| She likes to joke she’s got a chocolate addiction |
| Like «Keep me away from those chocolate bars Anthony! |
| I’m addicted to them!» |
| And it is really annoying |
| So I put her in a car, and took her downtown |
| And I pointed out a crack addict and I said |
| «You see that honey? |
| Why can’t you be that skinny?» |
| You guys seem like nice people |
| I don’t wanna sound like a jerk here |
| But that joke usually gets a standing ovation |