Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenry, artist - Annoying Orange. Date of issue: 20.11.2012
Song language: English
Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenry |
| Epic Rap Battles Of Kitchenry |
| Annoying Orange Vs. |
| EM&EM |
| Begin |
| Won’t melt in your hand |
| But I’ll hand you a loss, see? |
| Handily defeated by the candy family posse |
| I got mounds of red hot rhymes, let me tell ya! |
| Warheads, fireballs, I’ll candy shell ya |
| Leave a pulpy crater |
| Find Passion and I will date her! |
| Beat you up good and plenty, now and later |
| As much as I’m enjoying toying with an Orange who’s annoying |
| I should just be gettin' going cause I’m blantantly destroying you! |
| Guess what I can do? |
| Numumumumum |
| Numumumumumumumum (EM&EM: STOP IT!) |
| I’ll win. |
| Know why? |
| Cuz I’m so fruit fly! |
| And you’ll probably lose cuz you’re a vegetable. |
| (EM&EM: Chocolate!) |
| You rap like an apple |
| Get out of here and grapple |
| With the fact that you go absolutely horrible with Snapple. |
| (EM&EM: Hey!) |
| Knock, knock. |
| Who’s there? |
| The Skittle I beat! |
| Cuz I spit mad rhymes like I spit mad seeds! |
| I’ve got a riddle for you |
| What kind of Skittle has a little «M» |
| Brittle shell, And chocolatey middle? |
| It doesn’t take a Smartie or a Nerd to know I’m M&M! |
| Then again you’re a lemon head, so come again? |
| Nothing rhymes with orange, so you got no rhymes |
| Just like you got no hands, and no chance this time! |
| (Annoying Orange: HEY!) |
| A handstand to spell it out |
| Then I’ll pack it in |
| The «M» stands for «Me» |
| The «W» stands for «Win!» |
| Hey! |
| Hey! |
| Hay is for horses! |
| You snacks are all whack, not even main courses |
| Betcha you can’t even touch your tongue to your eye |
| Just like you can’t withstand my rhymes that cut like a knife! |
| Cha… WHATEVER!!! |
| NO… KNIFE! |