Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Don't Be an Apple, artist - Annoying Orange. Date of issue: 19.09.2017
Song language: English
Don't Be an Apple |
| Don’t be an apple-- said it once, said it twice |
| I’ve said it loud, I’ve said it quiet, cuz it’s solid advice |
| An apple is the type to go mute on the mic |
| And have a cow instead of flowin' with it, showing its stripes |
| I ain’t «lion» here, folks-- my exasperation’s building |
| Everytime some apple rolls up into the building |
| Nope, can’t keep a straight face. |
| Those little red phone-ies |
| Got me burning with urges to make pineapple-apple pens, hold me |
| Back, here’s a greenback, let’s see if you can |
| Stay stone-faced 'round this apple. |
| Betcha you can’t |
| Count your lucky stars that you ain’t an apple, dude |
| You’re the bomb just as you are, so don’t let 'em break you |
| Don’t be a wet blanket, live your life in the sun |
| Cancel out the noise and rock on 'til you’ve won |
| Even one apple a day can be a hazard hazard hazard |
| To your health. |
| Get up get down get up if you’re gettin' madder |
| And seeing red when these white knights ride in to say |
| That you should give apples a chance and play nice. |
| I say nay! |
| Do the opposite. |
| Cuz apples are apples, you’ll get left |
| Standing holding the bill for their coffee after they’ve left |
| Right now there’s no procedure for an apple that’s bad |
| That can turn an apple Golden Delicious and rad |
| Apples don’t fall very far from the tree-- |
| Take it from me and E.T. |
| Now TNT! |