Lyrics Don't Be an Apple - Annoying Orange

Don't Be an Apple

Don’t be an apple-- said it once, said it twice
I’ve said it loud, I’ve said it quiet, cuz it’s solid advice
An apple is the type to go mute on the mic
And have a cow instead of flowin' with it, showing its stripes
I ain’t «lion» here, folks-- my exasperation’s building
Everytime some apple rolls up into the building
Nope, can’t keep a straight face.
Those little red phone-ies
Got me burning with urges to make pineapple-apple pens, hold me
Back, here’s a greenback, let’s see if you can
Stay stone-faced 'round this apple.
Betcha you can’t
Count your lucky stars that you ain’t an apple, dude
You’re the bomb just as you are, so don’t let 'em break you
Don’t be a wet blanket, live your life in the sun
Cancel out the noise and rock on 'til you’ve won
Even one apple a day can be a hazard hazard hazard
To your health.
Get up get down get up if you’re gettin' madder
And seeing red when these white knights ride in to say
That you should give apples a chance and play nice.
I say nay!
Do the opposite.
Cuz apples are apples, you’ll get left
Standing holding the bill for their coffee after they’ve left
Right now there’s no procedure for an apple that’s bad
That can turn an apple Golden Delicious and rad
Apples don’t fall very far from the tree--
Take it from me and E.T.
Now TNT!