| I work at the Palace Ballroom, but
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| Gee that Palace is cheap;
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| When I get back to my chilly hall room
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| I’m much too tired to sleep
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| I’m one of those lady teachers
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| A beautiful hostess, you know
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| The kind the Palace features
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| For only a dime a throw
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| Ten cents a dance
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| That’s what they pay me
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| Gosh, how they weigh me down!
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| Ten cents a dance
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| Pansies and rough guys
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| Tough guys who tear my gown!
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| Seven to midnight I hear drums
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| Loudly the saxophone blows
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| Trumpets are tearing my eardrums
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| Customers crush my toes
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| Sometime I think
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| I’ve found my hero
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| But it’s a queer romance
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| All that you need is a ticket
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| Come on, big boy, ten cents a dance
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| Fighters and sailors and bowlegged tailors
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| Can pay for their ticket and rent me!
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| Butchers and barbers and rats from the harbors
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| Are sweethearts my good luck has sent me
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| Though I’ve a chorus of elderly beaux
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| Stockings are porous with holes at the toes
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| I’m here till closing time
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| Dance and be merry, it’s only a dime
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| Sometime I think
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| I’ve found my hero
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| But it’s a queer romance
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| All that you need is a ticket
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| Come on, big boy, ten cents a dance |