| 'Tention folks, speak of jokes
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| This is one on me Took my gal to a dance
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| At the armory
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| Music played, dancers swayed
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| Then we joined the crowd
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| I can’t dance, took a chance
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| And right then we started
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| Stumbling all around, stumbling all around
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| Stumbling all around so funny
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| Stumbling here and there, stumbling everywhere
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| And I must declare, I stepped right on her toes
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| And when she bumped my nose
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| I fell and when I rose
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| I felt ashamed and told her
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| That’s the latest step, that’s the latest step
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| That’s the latest step, my honey
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| Notice all the pep, notice all the pep, notice all the pep
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| She said, «Stop mumbling, tho you are stumbling
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| I like it just a little bit, just a little bit, quite a little bit»
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| Young and small short and tall
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| Folks most everywhere
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| Take a chance do this dance
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| They think it’s a bear
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| People rave and they crave
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| Just to do this step
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| Off they go, nice and slow
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| When the band starts playing
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| Stumbling all around, stumbling all around
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| Stumbling all around so funny
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| Stumbling here and there, stumbling everywhere
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| And I must declare, I stepped right on her toes
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| And when she bumped my nose
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| I fell and when I rose
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| I felt ashamed and told her
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| That’s the latest step, that’s the latest step
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| That’s the latest step, my honey
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| Notice all the pep, notice all the pep, notice all the pep
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| She said, «Stop mumbling, tho you are stumbling
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| I like it just a little bit, just a little bit, quite a little bit» |