Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Alternative Alf Garnett (BBC Radio One Session), artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Album song BBC Radio One Session (16 February 1994), in the genre АльтернативаAlternative Alf Garnett (BBC Radio One Session) |
| As the temperature drops on the drunks out in Clapham |
| I turn on my bx and it’s like punk never happened |
| The community’s charged up and the West End’s alight |
| And it’s Jimmy bloody Tarbuck on a Saturday night |
| And I’m sick to the back teeth, front teeth and tonsils |
| Of hit making factories and kids sniffing Ronseal |
| The run down, the hard up and the national health |
| And it’s Jimmy bloody Tarbuck on a Sunday as well |
| Friends, Romans, country fans |
| If you’re happy and you know it |
| You can clap your hands and say yeah! |
| Yes sir no sir three bags full of newspaper |
| Sleeping by the greengrocers over by the undertakers |
| Died in a house fire mummy was at the bakers |
| Buying broken biscuits, digestives and iced wafers |
| I’ve broken my dentures, got senile dementure |
| And I’m losing my barnet |
| I’m an alternative Alf Garnett |
Song tags: #Alternative Alf Garnett