| I’m pleased to hear you’re coming to visit soon
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| Yeah, I’m glad to hear you’re coming through
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| I’ll get the cabin ready for you and your girl
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| Yeah, the wife and kids will be here too
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| There’s a guy who thinks I’m fucking his girlfriend
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| He says he’s gonna make me cry
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| But I couldn’t get it up if I wanted to
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| Man, yeah and I already wanna die
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| If the end is nigh, baby
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| I don’t think I wanna survive
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| If the end is nigh, baby
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| Make it swift and let me die
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| I started going along to the meetings
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| Tequila down to my core
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| But they remind me of my daddy
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| With that bible shit
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| And drinking coffee makes me wanna die more
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| Gonna miss writing songs on piano
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| Gonna miss Shay and her giant cans
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| Gonna miss that pretty little Jew Rado
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| Gonna miss my daughter growing into a man
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| If the end is nigh, baby
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| I don’t think I wanna survive
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| If the end is nigh, baby
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| Make it swift and let me die
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| She said «You look all hungover
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| And you smell like a skunk»
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| I said «How can I be hungover
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| If I’m still drunk?»
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| I’m still drunk, but I still can spot the sky-ay
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| Yeah, I’m drunk, but I still know there’s an almond in your eye
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| Making sure I’m high
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| Just in case the end is nigh |