| I’ve got a leg, it’s made out of wood | 
| It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good | 
| This my tale, of death and revenge | 
| A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within | 
| My journey begins | 
| Tonight we set sail | 
| To far off Japan | 
| To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands | 
| Deep in the night, I discover the fiend | 
| I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death | 
| And this time I cannot lose | 
| He will meet his doom | 
| Die, you Japanese bastard | 
| I don’t even like sushi | 
| When you’re dead, I’m going to chop off your arms | 
| And sew them onto me | 
| Wooden leg, wooden leg | 
| I’ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg | 
| Wooden leg, wooden arm | 
| I have no longer got wooden arms | 
| Wooden leg, wooden leg | 
| I’ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg | 
| Wooden leg, wooden leg | 
| Soon I will not have wooden legs | 
| Now I return | 
| To ancient Madrid | 
| To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did | 
| While he’s asleep, I cut off his legs | 
| With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me | 
| I am now free | 
| ヒヒヒ又はカカカよくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた | 
| わらわは貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊 | 
| 貴様は今日からわらわの傀儡となるのじゃ | 
| そうじゃストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ | 
| いまからこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干してやろうさて貴様はどうする乾杯 | 
| Je je je! | 
| Has desatado la antigua maldición Española! | 
| Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis | 
| hurtado! | 
| He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo! | 
| Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, y tu no puedes detenerme! | 
| Salud! | 
| I have unleashed the mystical curse | 
| Now my existence has gotten much worse | 
| My arms and my legs, a will of their own | 
| Controlling my mind from inside of my bones | 
| My legs from Madrid are causing me fear | 
| My Japanese arms just want to drink beer | 
| I pray to the gods and ask them, «Oh why?» | 
| There is no escape, I’m doomed 'til I die | 
| Wooden leg, wooden leg | 
| This is the curse of the wooden leg | 
| Wooden leg, wooden arm | 
| I wish I still had my wooden arms | 
| Wooden leg, wooden leg | 
| This is the curse of the wooden leg | 
| Wooden leg, wooden leg | 
| These legs will haunt me 'til I’m dead | 
| I can’t take it anymore | 
| These cursed limbs are driving me insane | 
| Alright, that does it | 
| It’s time to end this | 
| I’m really going to do it | 
| I’m going to chop off my own head | 
| Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head | 
| I’ve got a wooden head, wooden head | 
| Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head | 
| I’ve got a wooden head, wooden head | 
| Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head | 
| I’ve got a wooden head, wooden head | 
| Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head | 
| I’ve got a wooden head, now I’m dead |